SMILZ ‘N’ INSPIRATION
11–26–2011
Proverbs 15:13 “A joyful heart makes a cheerful face, but when the heart is sad, the spirit is broken.”
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Proverbs 15:15b “… A cheerful heart has a continual feast.”
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GREEN FROG PHUN
American Way, an in-flight magazine, recorded this “interview” with Kermit the Frog.
“AW: What’s your idea of a perfect day?
“KERMIT: Sitting in the swamp, munching mosquitoes. As we frogs say: ‘ Times’s sure fun when you’re having flies.’ “
DEAF WIFE
A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she once die, and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called their family doctor to discuss the issue.
The doctor told him there was a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here’s what you do,” said the doctor, “stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking voice, ask her a question and see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”
That evening, the wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He said to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away; let’s see what happens.”
Then in a normal tone he asked, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No response.
So the husband moved closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife, and repeated, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Still no response.
Next he moved into the dining room where he was about 20 feet from his wife and asked, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Again he got no response.
So, he walked up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. ”Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Again there was no response.
So he walked right up behind her. “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
“Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!”
A PRAYER IN POETRY, written in 1400′s
…Are you and your family thriving in the Rock of Jesus?
DOCTRINES IN PSALM 23
Signs along I-70 in Kansas
||||| NO JESUS, NO PEACE
KNOW JESUS, KNOW PEACE||||| Choose Life. Your parents did.
||||| Jesus wept.
||||| Adoption, not Abortion
||||| Jesus, I trust in you.
||||| Thank your mother for choosing life.
||||| Jesus is real!
||||| In very large script over a church: J. C. Naz
and in small text on the same sign: CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE
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Church school examinations
If you are spiritually alive, you’re going to love this; if you are spiritually dead, you will not want to read this; if you are spiritually curious, there is still hope. — submitted by Harriet Lytle
When Satan is knocking at your door, prayerfully say, “Jesus, would you get that for me?“
A PRAYER …… – submitted by Brad Mouser
HURRICANE, David Lee Timberlake
MORNING’S DAWN, David Lee Timberlake
JUDAS ASPARAGUS, a child’s nutshell-Bible
PANE FUL PROOFREADING OF PROCLAMATIONS — Submitted by Dave Timberlake
Pat Groetz reported A WISE MAN SPEAKS BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY; A FOOL SPEAKS BECAUSE HE HAS TO SAY SOMETHING.
Can kids really be this quick?
The Cross That He Bore Was His Own. — Dr. W. O. Vaught 09/17/2009
With so much information being circulated about the flu, you need this to help identify your treatment: with BIRD FLU, one must have TWEETMENT but with SWINE FLU, one must have OINKMENT.
Don’t worry about the future — Jesus is still there.
“Always preach the gospel–and sometimes use words.” — Rick Mangrum
Smile — it gives your face something to do.
Bill Moore reported dogs that lose their tails must visit a retail shop.
